Happy Tuesday

For your Tuesday joking pleasure — a pair of jokes brought to you by Ramiro and Kyle:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Absolutely nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy,
Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse
them with gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”

“About a gallon ”


A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”

The barman says “Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.”

“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back…

“I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”

“Yeah, my wife…”

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One Response to “Happy Tuesday”

  1. dan Says:

    it so funny!

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